30th Sept 05
arrrrrggggghhhh!!! it rained again in Pune.. and heavy at that... i'm begining to get really annoyed with the damn rains. i was just begining to enjoy the day when suddenly it started pouring. the met dept had predicted rains but then when r they EVER right? turns out they got lucky today. now i don't actually mind the rain..its the after effects this piss me off.. most roads are flooded, theres muck everywhere... and its all basically messed up!!!
what did brighten up my day today was a good joke i happened to read on the net... if ur reading this i'll share it with u .. ( ummm.. by the way.. how did u manage to reach this blog??? well.. i'm glad u did and if u find it fun to read.. do let me know.. in the event don;t like it... well... keep it to urself ;) ) ... anyways.. the joke goes like this :
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, “Hey man, I know you’re happy to be getting married, but what’s up? You look so excited.”
The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”
The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, “I know you’re happy to be getting married, but what’s up? You look so excited.”
The bride replies, “I have just given the last blow job of my entire life!”
isn't that just typical??? goes to prove that men are from a totally diff planet than women. the thinking is sooooooo opposite to each other. i'm sure most men reading this must have a scowl and the women must be smirking away to glory ... women women women... they are by far the most complicated things to understand ... maybe they shud have a pHD course and teach all men bout women... and even then i'm sure the guy who graduates top of the class would immediately meet a woman who goes against everything he has learnt in his phd!!! so why bother... yeah... bad idea.... :P
oh yeah.. i watched no entry last night... good movie in parts... but like all other hindi movies, they stretched it for more than it was worth.. salman khan was awesome in the movie while anil kapoor looked old and what was with his hair? sometimes its brown, sometimes its black.. and his mooch keeps changing shape!!! umm..hello!!! ever heard of continuity??? damn ..
goto go now... have to rush in for a meeting.. will be wiritng in again tomo.. so if by any chance you've enjoyed reading this.. do stop by again tomo... till then.... adios amigos....
what did brighten up my day today was a good joke i happened to read on the net... if ur reading this i'll share it with u .. ( ummm.. by the way.. how did u manage to reach this blog??? well.. i'm glad u did and if u find it fun to read.. do let me know.. in the event don;t like it... well... keep it to urself ;) ) ... anyways.. the joke goes like this :
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, “Hey man, I know you’re happy to be getting married, but what’s up? You look so excited.”
The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”
The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, “I know you’re happy to be getting married, but what’s up? You look so excited.”
The bride replies, “I have just given the last blow job of my entire life!”
isn't that just typical??? goes to prove that men are from a totally diff planet than women. the thinking is sooooooo opposite to each other. i'm sure most men reading this must have a scowl and the women must be smirking away to glory ... women women women... they are by far the most complicated things to understand ... maybe they shud have a pHD course and teach all men bout women... and even then i'm sure the guy who graduates top of the class would immediately meet a woman who goes against everything he has learnt in his phd!!! so why bother... yeah... bad idea.... :P
oh yeah.. i watched no entry last night... good movie in parts... but like all other hindi movies, they stretched it for more than it was worth.. salman khan was awesome in the movie while anil kapoor looked old and what was with his hair? sometimes its brown, sometimes its black.. and his mooch keeps changing shape!!! umm..hello!!! ever heard of continuity??? damn ..
goto go now... have to rush in for a meeting.. will be wiritng in again tomo.. so if by any chance you've enjoyed reading this.. do stop by again tomo... till then.... adios amigos....
