1 October 05
helllooooooooooooooo again... guess how many people actually read my blog?? NONE!! hahaha.... not that i expected anyone to... :P
saturday evening is finally here and i'm thrilled... why? coz i get to chill out tonight and sleep till late tomorrow. believe u me i need the rest... i really look forward to the weekends.. just chill out, watch a movie... do basically nothing constructive.. :)
i wasn't in this good a mood this morning though... i was reading the paper and guess what? they're gonna be cutting the power for 2-3 hrs everyday again!!god damn!! i mean, earlier it was being done coz of low rains.. and now.. after we've had killer rains, the excuse they're giving is energy conservation!!! what a load of bull crap. i mean, if u need to conserve power, don;t leave the street lights on thru the day... don't let people steal power... dont give free power to farmers who are possibly the most cash rich to be able to pay for their power use!!! arrrrrrgggggghhhhh ... well.. anyways.. thats just the way it is....
u know, in times of need, very few people do stand by u. i'm blessed to have a few friends who do stand by me. one of them helped me out big time today.. and though i know he may never read this.. is still want him to know i'm very grateful and hope i can return the kindness someday. who it is? well.. the person knows who he is.. and thats all that matters.
and now.. to wrap things up on a good note... here's a joke...
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks.Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began.
After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?”Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her.Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.”
Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.”So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!”
mwahahahahahahahahahahaa.... i guess guys have to kiss n tell... but hey.. if it wer heidi klum.. wouldn;t u shout if off the rooftops???
anyways... i'm outa here... have a greta weekend all...
saturday evening is finally here and i'm thrilled... why? coz i get to chill out tonight and sleep till late tomorrow. believe u me i need the rest... i really look forward to the weekends.. just chill out, watch a movie... do basically nothing constructive.. :)
i wasn't in this good a mood this morning though... i was reading the paper and guess what? they're gonna be cutting the power for 2-3 hrs everyday again!!god damn!! i mean, earlier it was being done coz of low rains.. and now.. after we've had killer rains, the excuse they're giving is energy conservation!!! what a load of bull crap. i mean, if u need to conserve power, don;t leave the street lights on thru the day... don't let people steal power... dont give free power to farmers who are possibly the most cash rich to be able to pay for their power use!!! arrrrrrgggggghhhhh ... well.. anyways.. thats just the way it is....
u know, in times of need, very few people do stand by u. i'm blessed to have a few friends who do stand by me. one of them helped me out big time today.. and though i know he may never read this.. is still want him to know i'm very grateful and hope i can return the kindness someday. who it is? well.. the person knows who he is.. and thats all that matters.
and now.. to wrap things up on a good note... here's a joke...
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks.Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began.
After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?”Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her.Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.”
Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.”So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!”
mwahahahahahahahahahahaa.... i guess guys have to kiss n tell... but hey.. if it wer heidi klum.. wouldn;t u shout if off the rooftops???
anyways... i'm outa here... have a greta weekend all...
posted by Sutz at 4:19 AM
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